For the 3 of you out there who haven’t seen this yet…
I appreciate this most with the sound off, but the little giggles are pretty awesome, so I recommend watching it both ways.
Babies and toddlers are kryptonite.
For the 3 of you out there who haven’t seen this yet…
I appreciate this most with the sound off, but the little giggles are pretty awesome, so I recommend watching it both ways.
Babies and toddlers are kryptonite.
Gordon M Aamoth, Jr Edelmiro Abad Maria Rose Abad Andrew Anthony Abate Vincent Abate Laurence Christopher Abel William F Abrahamson Richard Anthony Aceto Jesus Acevedo Rescand Heinrich Bernhard Ackermann Paul Acquaviva Donald LaRoy Adams Patrick Adams Shannon Lewis Adams Stephen George Adams Ignatius Udo Adanga Christy A Addamo Terence E Adderley, Jr Sophia Buruwad Addo Lee Allan Adler Daniel Thomas Afflitto Emmanuel Akwasi Afuakwah Alok Agarwal Mukul Kumar Agarwala Joseph Agnello David Scott Agnes Brian G Ahearn Jeremiah Joseph Ahern Joanne Marie Ahladiotis Shabbir Ahmed Terrance Andre Aiken Godwin Ajala Gertrude M Alagero Andrew Alameno Margaret Ann Alario Gary M Albero Jon Leslie Albert Peter Alderman Jacquelyn Delaine Aldridge David D Alger Sarah Ali-Escarcega Ernest Alikakos Edward L Allegretto Eric Allen Joseph Ryan Allen Richard Dennis Allen Richard Lanard Allen Christopher E Allingham Janet M Alonso Arturo Alva-Moreno Anthony Alvarado Antonio Javier Alvarez Victoria Alvarez-Brito Telmo E Alvear Cesar Amoranto Alviar Tariq Amanullah Angelo Amaranto James M Amato Joseph Amatuccio Christopher Charles Amoroso Kazuhiro Anai Calixto Anaya, Jr Joseph Anchundia Kermit Charles Anderson Yvette Constance Anderson John Andreacchio Michael Rourke Andrews Jean Ann Andrucki Siew-Nya Ang Joseph Angelini, Jr Joseph Angelini, Sr Laura Angilletta Doreen J Angrisani Lorraine Antigua Peter Paul Apollo Faustino Apostol, Jr Frank Thomas Aquilino Patrick Michael Aranyos David Arce Michael George Arczynski Louis Arena Adam P Arias Michael Armstrong Jack Charles Aron Joshua Aron Richard Avery Aronow Japhet Jesse Aryee Patrick Asante Carl Asaro Michael Asciak Michael Edward Asher Janice Marie Ashley Thomas J Ashton Manuel O Asitimbay Gregg Arthur Atlas Gerald T Atwood James Audiffred Louis Frank Aversano, Jr Ezra Aviles Sandy Ayala Arlene T Babakitis Eustace P Bacchus John J Badagliacca Jane Ellen Baeszler Robert J Baierwalter Andrew J Bailey Brett T Bailey Tatyana Bakalinskaya Michael S Baksh Sharon M Balkcom Michael Andrew Bane Katherine Bantis Gerard Baptiste Walter Baran Gerard A Barbara Paul Vincent Barbaro James William Barbella Ivan Kyrillos F Barbosa Victor Daniel Barbosa Colleen Ann Barkow David Michael Barkway Matthew Barnes Sheila Patricia Barnes Evan J Baron Renee Barrett-Arjune Nathaly Barrios La Cruz Arthur Thaddeus Barry Diane G Barry Maurice Vincent Barry Scott D Bart Carlton W Bartels Guy Barzvi Inna B Basina Alysia Basmajian Kenneth William Basnicki Steven Bates Paul James Battaglia Walter David Bauer, Jr Marlyn Capito Bautista Jasper Baxter Michele Beale Paul Frederick Beatini Jane S Beatty Lawrence Ira Beck Manette Marie Beckles Carl John Bedigian Michael Earnest Beekman Maria A Behr Yelena Belilovsky Nina Patrice Bell Debbie Bellows Stephen Elliot Belson Paul M Benedetti Denise Lenore Benedetto Maria Bengochea Bryan Craig Bennett Eric L Bennett Oliver Duncan Bennett Margaret L Benson Dominick J Berardi James Patrick Berger 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Bordenabe Martin Boryczewski Richard Edward Bosco John H Boulton Francisco Eligio Bourdier Thomas Harold Bowden, Jr Kimberly S Bowers Veronique Nicole Bowers Larry Bowman Shawn Edward Bowman, Jr Kevin L Bowser Gary R Box Gennady Boyarsky Pamela Boyce Michael Boyle Alfred Braca Kevin Bracken David Brian Brady Alexander Braginsky Nicholas W Brandemarti Michelle Renee Bratton Patrice Braut Lydia E Bravo Ronald Michael Breitweiser Edward A Brennan III Francis Henry Brennan Michael E Brennan Peter Brennan Thomas M Brennan Daniel J Brethel Gary Lee Bright Jonathan Briley Mark A Brisman Paul Gary Bristow Mark Francis Broderick Herman Charles Broghammer Keith A Broomfield Ethel Brown Janice Juloise Brown Lloyd Stanford Brown Patrick J Brown Bettina Browne Mark Bruce Richard George Bruehert Andrew Brunn Vincent Brunton Ronald Paul Bucca Brandon J Buchanan Gregory Joseph Buck Dennis Buckley Nancy Clare Bueche Patrick Joseph Buhse John Edwards Bulaga, Jr Stephen Bunin Matthew J Burke Thomas Daniel Burke William Francis Burke, Jr Donald J Burns Kathleen Anne Burns Keith James Burns John Patrick Burnside Irina Buslo Milton G Bustillo Thomas M Butler Patrick Byrne Timothy G Byrne Jesus Neptali Cabezas Lillian Caceres Brian Joseph Cachia Steven Dennis Cafiero, Jr Richard M Caggiano Cecile Marella Caguicla Michael John Cahill Scott Walter Cahill Thomas Joseph Cahill George Cain Salvatore B Calabro Joseph Calandrillo Philip V Calcagno Edward Calderon Kenneth Marcus Caldwell Dominick Enrico Calia Felix Calixte Frank Callahan Liam Callahan Luigi Calvi Roko Camaj Michael F Cammarata David Otey Campbell Geoffrey Thomas Campbell Jill Marie Campbell Robert Arthur Campbell Sandra Patricia Campbell Sean Thomas Canavan John A Candela Vincent Cangelosi Stephen J Cangialosi Lisa Bella Cannava Brian Cannizzaro Michael Canty Louis Anthony Caporicci Jonathan Neff Cappello James Christopher Cappers Richard Michael Caproni Jose Manuel Cardona Dennis M Carey Steve Carey Edward Carlino Michael 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J Chiarchiaro Luis Alfonso Chimbo Robert Chin Wing Wai Ching Nicholas Paul Chiofalo John Chipura Peter A Chirchirillo Catherine Chirls Kyung Hee Cho Abul K Chowdhury Mohammad Salahuddin Chowdhury Kirsten L Christophe Pamela Chu Steven Chucknick Wai Chung Christopher Ciafardini Alex F Ciccone Frances Ann Cilente Elaine Cillo Edna Cintron Nestor Andre Cintron III Robert Dominick Cirri Juan Pablo Cisneros-Alvarez Benjamin Keefe Clark Eugene Clark Gregory Alan Clark Mannie Leroy Clark Thomas R Clark Christopher Robert Clarke Donna Marie Clarke Michael J Clarke Suria Rachel Emma Clarke Kevin Francis Cleary James D Cleere Geoffrey W Cloud Susan Marie Clyne Steven Coakley Jeffrey Alan Coale Patricia A Cody Daniel Michael Coffey Jason M Coffey Florence G Cohen Kevin Sanford Cohen Anthony Joseph Coladonato Mark Joseph Colaio Stephen Colaio Christopher M Colasanti Kevin Nathaniel Colbert Michel P Colbert Keith E Coleman Scott Thomas Coleman Tarel Coleman Liam Joseph Colhoun Robert D Colin Robert J Coll Jean Collin John Michael Collins Michael L Collins Thomas J Collins Joseph Collison Patricia Malia Colodner Linda M Colon Sol E Colon Ronald Edward Comer Sandra Jolane Conaty Brace Jaime Concepcion Albert Conde Denease Conley Susan P Conlon Margaret Mary Conner Cynthia Marie Lise Connolly John E Connolly, Jr James Lee Connor Jonathan M Connors Kevin Patrick Connors Kevin F Conroy Jose Manuel Contreras-Fernandez Brenda E Conway Dennis Michael Cook Helen D Cook John A Cooper Joseph John Coppo, Jr Gerard J Coppola Joseph Albert Corbett Alejandro Cordero Robert Cordice Ruben D Correa Danny A Correa-Gutierrez James J Corrigan Carlos Cortes Kevin Cosgrove Dolores Marie Costa Digna Alexandra Costanza Charles Gregory Costello, Jr Michael S Costello Conrod K Cottoy Martin John Coughlan John Gerard Coughlin Timothy J Coughlin James E Cove Andre Cox Frederick John Cox James Raymond Coyle Michele Coyle-Eulau Anne Marie Cramer Christopher S Cramer Denise Elizabeth Crant James Leslie 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Richard Dawson Calvin Dawson Edward James Day Jayceryll de Chavez Jennifer De Jesus Monique E De Jesus Nereida De Jesus Emerita De La Pena Azucena Maria de la Torre David Paul De Rubbio Jemal Legesse De Santis Christian Louis De Simone Melanie Louise De Vere William Thomas Dean Robert J DeAngelis, Jr Thomas Patrick DeAngelis Tara E Debek Anna Marjia DeBin James V Deblase Paul DeCola Simon Marash Dedvukaj Jason Defazio David A DeFeo Manuel Del Valle, Jr Donald Arthur Delapenha Vito Joseph DeLeo Danielle Anne Delie Joseph A Della Pietra Andrea DellaBella Palmina DelliGatti Colleen Ann Deloughery Francis Albert DeMartini Anthony Demas Martin N DeMeo Francis Deming Carol K Demitz Kevin Dennis Thomas F Dennis Jean DePalma Jose Depena Robert John Deraney Michael DeRienzo Edward DeSimone III Andrew Desperito Cindy Ann Deuel Jerry DeVito Robert P Devitt, Jr Dennis Lawrence Devlin Gerard Dewan Sulemanali Kassamali Dhanani Patricia Florence Di Chiaro Debra Ann Di Martino Michael Louis Diagostino Matthew Diaz Nancy Diaz Rafael Arturo Diaz Michael A Diaz-Piedra III Judith Berquis Diaz-Sierra Joseph Dermot Dickey, Jr Lawrence Patrick Dickinson Michael D Diehl John Difato Vincent Difazio Carl Anthony DiFranco Donald Difranco Stephen Patrick Dimino William John Dimmling Marisa DiNardo Schorpp Christopher M Dincuff Jeffrey Mark Dingle Anthony Dionisio George DiPasquale Joseph Dipilato Douglas Frank DiStefano Ramzi A Doany John Joseph Doherty Melissa C Doi Brendan Dolan Neil Matthew Dollard James Joseph Domanico Benilda Pascua Domingo Carlos Dominguez Jerome Mark Patrick Dominguez Kevin W Donnelly Jacqueline Donovan Stephen Scott Dorf Thomas Dowd Kevin Dowdell Mary Yolanda Dowling Raymond Mathew Downey Frank Joseph Doyle Joseph Michael Doyle Stephen Patrick Driscoll Mirna A Duarte Michelle Beale Duberry Luke A Dudek Christopher Michael Duffy Gerard Duffy Michael Joseph Duffy Thomas W Duffy Antoinette Duger Sareve Dukat Christopher Joseph Dunne Richard Anthony Dunstan Patrick Thomas Dwyer Joseph Anthony Eacobacci John Bruce Eagleson Robert Douglas Eaton Dean Phillip Eberling Margaret Ruth Echtermann Paul Robert Eckna Constantine Economos Dennis Michael Edwards Michael Hardy Edwards Christine Egan Lisa Egan Martin J Egan, Jr Michael Egan Samantha Martin Egan Carole Eggert Lisa Caren Ehrlich John Ernst Eichler Eric Adam Eisenberg Daphne Ferlinda Elder Michael J Elferis Mark Joseph Ellis Valerie Silver Ellis Albert Alfy William Elmarry Edgar Hendricks Emery, Jr Doris Suk-Yuen Eng Christopher Epps Ulf Ramm Ericson Erwin L Erker William John Erwin Jose Espinal Fanny Espinoza Bridget Ann Esposito Francis Esposito Michael Esposito William Esposito Ruben Esquilin, Jr Sadie Ette Barbara G Etzold Eric Brian Evans Robert Evans Meredith Emily June Ewart Catherine K Fagan Patricia Mary Fagan Keith George Fairben Sandra Fajardo-Smith William F Fallon William Lawrence Fallon, Jr Anthony J Fallone, Jr Dolores Brigitte Fanelli John Joseph Fanning Kathleen Anne Faragher Thomas 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Halderman Maile Rachel Hale Richard B Hall Vaswald George Hall Robert J Halligan Vincent Gerard Halloran James Douglas Halvorson Mohammad Salman Hamdani Felicia Hamilton Robert Hamilton Frederic K Han Christopher J Hanley Sean S Hanley Valerie Joan Hanna Thomas Hannafin Kevin James Hannaford Michael Lawrence Hannan Dana R Hannon Vassilios G Haramis James A Haran Jeffrey Pike Hardy Timothy John Hargrave Daniel Edward Harlin Frances Haros Harvey Harrell Stephen G Harrell Melissa Marie Harrington Aisha Anne Harris Stewart Dennis Harris John Patrick Hart John Clinton Hartz Emeric Harvey Thomas Theodore Haskell, Jr Timothy Haskell Joseph John Hasson III Leonard W Hatton Terence S Hatton Michael Haub Timothy Aaron Haviland Donald G Havlish, Jr Anthony Hawkins Nobuhiro Hayatsu Philip Hayes William Ward Haynes Scott Jordan Hazelcorn Michael K Healey Roberta B Heber Charles Francis Xavier Heeran John F Heffernan H Joseph Heller, Jr Joann L Heltibridle Mark F Hemschoot Ronnie Lee Henderson Brian 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To the stalker from Yorkshire, England — what gives?
This isn’t the first time you’ve been combing this blog for posts about Camuso and Purv. You’re one of the reasons I still have to use all the bells and whistles protection apps from my PI.
Over 75 views, mostly posts about Camuso, some about Purv. Now you’re looking for posts about “Sam’s girls.” Are you friends with Camuso and Purv, or are you just checking their references?
Interesting viewing choices. Those are only a snippet of the 75 pages you’ve viewed in the last 4 days. Search words for Abbie, Mauzy, Cody, ugly and fat. Viewing habits that are strictly Camuso/Purv/Criminal/Sam’s Sex Life-oriented. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you don’t have my best interest at heart.
A toast to you today, and every day.
I wish I had all the good words to express both the depth of my pride, and my admiration. Your journey hasn’t been an easy one, but it has been a remarkable one. Your strength and wisdom are inspiring always. I wish all our readers could know the spirit of your sweet soul as I do.
It’s been an honor to have a front row seat these past 5 years.
All my love, hon. xoxoxo
By now I’m sure most of you have seen this photo. It was obviously leaked. As of this writing, there is no doubt. If it wasn’t posted on the official Starz account, or on the account of anyone who works on set, it was leaked.
I don’t know who leaked it, I’m not sure anyone does. There are several suspects who come to mind, though. At the top of the list is Starz, of course. Why not? It’s entirely possible that Starz leaked that photo in an effort to clean up the giant doody that Cait dumped on the fandom 3 weeks ago. Maybe this is yet another awkward attempt on their part to re-engage the fandom. Maybe they’re trying to steer fans away from aggressive shipping, and more into gentle affection. It could also have been leaked by a pissed off crew member who knows the truth, and isn’t afraid of breaking their NDA.
Unfortunately, both theories feel wrong. For starters, the quality isn’t good enough. I’m certain Starz has a lot better quality stuff they could release. Also, if it had been Starz, they wouldn’t have been so obtuse. They would have proudly posted it directly on their own Instagram account with some smarmy caption like “Can you still feel the chemistry after all these years?”
If it had been a crew member who wanted to screw them and give a big middle finger to the NDA, they would have leaked a more damning photo, plus they wouldn’t have helped to identify themself via the angle at which the photo was shot.
Since it’s probably not Starz, and it’s probably not someone on set, that only leaves one likely party. That leaves the party of fuzzy pictures, and cuckolding. The sister wife, and her two husbands — Caitriona Balfe, Sam Heughan, and Tony McGill.
There’s nothing terribly scandalous about the photo. Just two friends hanging out, chatting it up with the crew. Except for one thing. If that red haired guy was my husband, and he got paid to do this with that brown-haired girl
And I also saw him do this to her
and later do this to her
and then I saw them sitting like this during their break?
I wouldn’t be a very happy wife. I would see that photo and it would feel like a punch to the gut. Something is going on. I can’t think of anyone for whom it wouldn’t feel the same.
Likewise, if a man was married to the brown-haired lady, and she was paid to do this
with someone who hung out with her, and looked at her like this
and she looked at him like this
and fooled around with him like this,
I can’t imagine that husband would have seen this
and not have felt some pangs of insecurity.
They aren’t doing anything immoral in the photo. Quite the contrary. They’re just standing next to each other, chatting it up with the crew. In isolation, the photo is harmless. As part of a body of behavior over the last 5 years, not so much. There is no getting around the truth: they spend more time with each other than two people who play lovers onscreen should, they stand closer off set than two people who play lovers onscreen should, they seem more comfortable with each other than two people who play lovers onscreen should, and their lives are more intertwined than two people who play lovers onscreen should. Especially since the red haired guy bought the brown-haired lady’s old apartment, and sleeps in her old bedroom.
All these “shoulds” however, would be moot if they were lovers in real life. It would explain a lot.
So yes, this photo was leaked, and yes it was intentional, and yes it was meant to get us talking. Seen in isolation, it’s a cute photo of two co-stars hanging around in between takes. Except it’s not in isolation. Nothing is ever in isolation, not anymore.
We have 5 years of photo drops. Five years of learning exactly how the game is played. Five years to learn that what Cait and Sam say, and what Cait and Sam do are not the same thing #bekindwilliamshatner. Ironically, now when their lies are at their dooziest, it’s the time when so many have decided to take them at their word.
Everyone sees things differently, I guess.
If we can’t agree on the color of a dress, how can we expect to agree on the reason behind this?
Something tells me we weren’t meant to. Someone leaked that photo, and by process of elimination, the most likely someones are in the photo.
It only follows then, that it was they who arranged for the theatre photo to be taken, and they who had it leaked. It was they who arranged for the coffee photos, and used that blogger to further their narrative (EDITOR’S NOTE: “Leaves” don’t fall in April.) It was they who arranged for that gin-soddened eyewitness in Bruton to give us the gift of Caitony planning their nuptials. It was they who planted “A. McGill” on the church calendar the day before the big event, and leaked it to Tumblr. And, it was they who arranged with the Sarah Huckabee Sanders of entertainment journalists, Lynette Rice, to claim an exclusive announcement of a wedding, by publishing information that was lifted from Jess’ blog and Sam’s Instagram.
Let’s talk about how it’s done, and how they did it. Let’s talk about “PR”.
There are more than a few in this fandom who have claimed public relations as their professional calling. I’m one of them. As a general practitioner of communications arts, I studied public relations in graduate school, after which I plied my trade for agencies, became an independent consultant, and I continue to practice what I preach with my own businesses today.
My experience in the entertainment industry is miniscule. That is to say, I would be lying if I claimed it to be my area of expertise. It’s not. But, as is the case with any good PR professional, it’s our job to listen and learn. My instincts are good enough that I can make a few forced errors, but still manage to pitch a decent 5 inning game on an unfamiliar field. Any good PR pro could.
Here’s what I know: I know that regardless of the industry, the basic tools of good communications are the same. I also know the secret weapon of every good communicator is their gut. There are a few basic maxims that all pros know.
Those are some of the basics. There are more, of course.
Let’s see how well Caitriona has done.
She dropped the ball right out of the gate. The texts/phone calls/smoke signals requesting a comment went unreturned.
Second bad form was enlisting someone as controversial as Lynette Rice, the sister from another mister to the other klassy ladies who were tasked with sharing Caitriona’s secrets — Melissa Hoyer in Australia, and Lady McNaughtington in Bruton. (SEE #8 above)
The “engagement” was leaked by Melissa Hoyer, a television personality (?) and a random Instagrammer from Australia, who did such a professional job of floating the trial balloon of Caitriona’s engagement, she changed her post 7 times before deleting it altogether. Sixteen months later, the location of Caitriona and Tony’s wedding was leaked by a foul-mouthed drunk in the middle of nowhere, England, who decided insulting shippers would be a fun secondary activity while she downed her 5th frothy beverage. (When in doubt, always use the word “cunt”. It’s never not a welcome word in a fandom comprised of 99% women.)
“Sources say”. We love unconfirmed information in this fandom.
(Relax, everyone. He dumped his leading “lading”, not his leading “lady”. Unfortunately, they “did” season 4.)
Naturally Lynette didn’t write the article herself. She needed some help gathering all the exclusiveness. Doubtless she assigned herself to the Sam portion of the announcement. When he didn’t return her call, she went to his Instagram account, where she took journalistic license by saying he “appeared” to be at the wedding.
Her co-author, Phil, tried to get the bride on the phone for a statement and confirmation, but when she wouldn’t return his calls, he went straight to Jess’ blog to get the name of the church. Eric tried to get Cait’s agent and publicist on the phone, but when they didn’t return his call, he Googled “who is Caitriona Balfe?” and saw that she had exclusively told People about her engagement on the day of the Golden Globes #timesup.
The three of them, all representing People magazine, somehow managed to get no one to return their phone calls for an article they claimed was an exclusive, the information of which had all appeared on fan sites days earlier.
No time to wait for confirmation because of a deadline? The People announcement appeared on August 15. Cait got “married” on the 10th; Sam posted his Instagram photo on the 12th. Lynette and her team ostensibly had 3 days to wait for confirmation after Sam posted on Instagram. Three days went by when no one from Cait’s camp could be bothered to return a call to People magazine. The announcement first appeared on People’s digital platform. They could have waited another day or two for the return phone call. It’s Cait Balfe and Tony McGill. No one’s in a hurry.
Let me tell you something about a phone call that doesn’t get returned to an entertainment outlet with nearly 50 million readers, a month before an actor is set to star in their first feature film in 3 years. Not only is it across-the-board bad form to be in a service industry and not return a phone call for a quick, official statement, it’s absolutely dumb AF. Why would you not return a call to People magazine to confirm what your client has worked overtime to leak? There is only one reason. It’s not summer vacation and it’s not time zone differences. Caitriona Balfe doesn’t want her “marriage” to Tony McGill to be on the record. That fact is abundantly clear.
It was abundantly clear when Sam carefully skirted details of his remarkable weekend. It was abundantly clear when he didn’t geotag his remote location. It was abundantly clear when he commercialized a sacred day. It was abundantly clear when the sisters’ Facebook conversation was deleted. It was abundantly clear when not a single person who posted about their trip to
mentioned the name of the bride or groom. It was abundantly clear when the bride ignored all congratulations. It was abundantly clear when the bride didn’t acknowledge her own marriage. It was abundantly clear when there wasn’t a single photo of the bride, or a fan photo at the church. It was abundantly clear when no one on the cast and crew other than clueless Diana Gabaldon offered congratulations. It was abundantly clear when photos showed up on her friends’ Instagram accounts of the “English countryside”, minus actual people. It was abundantly clear when only one name — A. McGill — appeared on the church calendar. It was abundantly clear when a 5 day old wedding announcement made by People magazine couldn’t scare up a quote, a confirmation, or a return phone call.
This isn’t “wishful thinking”, my friends. This isn’t “hoping it’s not true to keep the ship afloat”, or hoping I haven’t been wrong all along. This is what years of public relations training does to someone. The underlying message always breaks through the clutter with folks like me. PR pros are the ones who generally can’t be snookered, because we’ve done the snookering once or twice ourselves. We know the tricks. We know how to parse words, fill the voids in a story by saying a whole lot of nothing, use the jargon that makes us appear to offer timely and official information, imply something is canon when it’s not, etc. We know how the game is played. Our sensitivity to messaging is our third eye.
If no one returned their phone calls to confirm, how did Lynette et al even know about the wedding, and how were they given an exclusive? How do you get to claim an “exclusive” when nothing you’ve posted has been officially confirmed, the information you’re sharing is 5 days old, and is extracted from fan blogs? How exactly does that happen?
Here’s a similar alphabetically-ranked actress to Cait.
“It was a beautiful setting for a wedding, very peaceful and quiet,” a source told E! News. The vows were brief and lasted about 15 minutes. There was lots of cheering and applause as it ended.”
There are quotes, and color commentary.
“…showing off her diamond ring… on Instagram…“
“…they were photographed kissing on the beaches of Cancun, Mexico.”
That’s a tough one. Does this count?
I love knowing about a bride’s dress, don’t you? Isn’t that the main attraction of any wedding? No mention of Erdem, or whoever the lucky designer was whose gown hugged her body on the most special day of her life. How very unlike Cait. She’s always giving shout-outs to the deserving. She even managed to thank these satirists.
I’m just going to go with Erdem as the designer, because Cait publicly told them she needed to send them a DM. What other reason for all the secrecy in plain sight?
Who here can totally see her wearing this? Rumor has it the bridesmaids wore the same dress, just backwards, and in a wine color. (SEE #2 above. Nature abhors a vacuum.)
Here’s People’s recent compendium of 2019’s newlyweds.
That’s a lot of “celeb” weddings. Out of the over 70 weddings shown above, one of these things is not like the other. Can you guess which one that is? (No cheating.)
Allow me. Aside from the fact that Cait and Tony are the only “newlyweds” who don’t look happy, they’re among a handful of couples for whom People doesn’t have an official wedding photo. That, in and of itself isn’t a big deal, because each announcement comes with at least one special personal tidbit about the couple that illustrates their love and/or their special day. Except for our lovebirds.
There’s a picture of the happy couple on the bride’s Instagram, and a mention of the rehearsal dinner. Two sentences about their dating life appeared, too.
A guest list, and a guest quote. Plus, the bride’s photo of the two of them on Instagram.
You don’t need no stinking confirmation or wedding pics when you got married at Sting’s vineyard.
These two made it Instagram-official.
A guest list that includes people other than your
husband co-star posing in a field by himself is always a good thing. Especially if they’re sweeping up names like Reese Witherspoon and Laura Dern.
Quote from the bride. Airtight. They look happy, too.
“Recently I married my best friend and soul mate…” Finally. Someone who has the guts to be proud of their partner.
“She announced the news on Instagram, posting a video [imagine that] of the magical affair.”
“…in a ceremony attended by several of his co-stars.” Hear that, Duncan LaCroix, and Steven Cree? Also, “My new wife…” Next.
“Brittany and I tied the knot on a five-year relationship witnessed by our family and friends,” Zachar told PEOPLE. Blabbermouth.
Guest list. They’ve been together for 8 years. Admitted they were engaged before they made the announcement. Plus, added bonus? They look happy.
They have a kid together. No wedding pics necessary.
“It’s official!!!!! We’re married!!!!” Furlan posted to Instagram, sharing a photo of their dogs in wedding attire.
She’s a reporter. They were introduced to each other by another reporter. I’m ok believing they got married without seeing a photo, or reading a quote. That, and bonus — they look happy together.
And, finally, I’ve saved the best for last.
“Balfe and McGill have kept their relationship private [no shit] since they were first spotted together on [Donal Brophy’s Instagram] in early 2015. McGill popped the question over the holidays in 2017, which the actress revealed at the 2018 Golden Globes.” #timesup
It happened over the break. She was very happy. He’s not convinced.
Noticeably absent from the Balfe-McGill announcement? No cast members were mentioned other than of course, Sam. Sam was featured prominently, because he gave them an image people could look at it without having to bleach their retinas. These are the best photographs Lynette Rice could find to illustrate the happy couple.
She looks like she spent most of prom night crying in the bathroom and texting Sam to please forgive her. He looks like she just broke the news that the bar is a goner. I love the “P” for Pinterest in the upper right hand corner, just in case any of us want to ‘pin’ the happy couple on our ‘Caitony’ Pinterest board.
And this photo.
This is the photo that made everyone say “Who’s the Emily Blunt wannabe with Nick Jonas’ dad?”
I don’t want to state the obvious here, but usually a wedding announcement includes a description of what the bride wore, not
the bride’s actual husband who was pretending to be a guest at the wedding of his wife to her gay assistant her co-star. Of all people to highlight in Caitriona Balfe’s wedding announcement — Sam Heughan? Sam’s attire was listed because otherwise they had no real information to offer us. They would have been better off just posting a headline “We think Caitriona Balfe got married”, and giving readers a link to jamesandclairefraser on Tumblr. It would have been more informative, and far more entertaining.
The description of what Sam was wearing is called “story filler”. Filler is unimportant information used to make a sparsely factual story longer, and to make it seem more important. It’s a classically used technique for thinly sourced reporting. You know you’re under water when you’re posting this as part of your original announcement.
The article included Sam’s age (not at all germane to the story but that’s sort of People’s signature move), and a full regurgitation of what the readers could see for themselves — Sam’s one line caption and his photo. As if Lynette was doing the seeing-impaired a favor. (This factually-light article required the talents of 3 entertainment journalists.)
Absent from any of the other 70+ People magazine wedding announcements above except for Cait’s, is a solo photo of a celebrity’s colleague, posing by themself in a staged setting, with a caption tagging the designer who made their suit. Over 70 weddings were highlighted, and not a single one featured a guest shilling for the company that made their clothing.
Whatever we do, let us not forget that the posed photo of the guest in question is this guy.
Go ahead, rub your eyes. This guy, the one stealing a kiss, was the guy who was featured in an announcement for her wedding, but he wasn’t the groom. (Did I mention he lives in her old apartment?)
These are synonyms, my friends, not antonyms.
Sam, the one apparent guest, offered no official comment, but he did tag the haberdasher, lest he fail to commercialize the most important day of Caitriona’s life. (Hope she returns the favor by munching on some Colbert eye cream the day Sam ties the knot.)
I have no idea how the poor reverend got dragged into all of this, other than he must be listed as the clergyman of record somewhere on the church’s website. Why would the poor officiant be the only new piece of information in the entire People article?
Make up your mind, town crier. Was it close-knit with just family, or was the frenzy of former makeup artists, assistant directors, scarf designers, and assorted friends all making sure their viewing public knew they were descending on
all a mirage?
Why weren’t Simon Kassianedes, or Karolina Wydra mentioned in the People article? They’re working actors who people might know. Oliver Jeffers is a famous illustrator and author. If Lynette was looking for filler, she need look no further than the Instagram accounts of Cait’s friends [I know, I know — she started with Sam’s Instagram and went down that rabbit hole and never came out]. Naming guests lends legitimacy.
No wedding pics, and no guest list. A claim of privacy for a family-only wedding, but friends and colleagues posted photos of themselves, and the countryside of Bristol. I don’t care which way you slice this story, it’s severely lacking in consistency, content, and sourcing.
We didn’t misunderstand all the signals. Cait and Tony were on the runway with glow-in-the-dark wands. We see you; all clear for landing.
No Instagram acknowledgement on which to add congratulations like this.
((Bonus time. Sam’s new, bisexual girlfriend got in on the act, too. Don’t put that popcorn down just yet, Sam’s got some new bearding to do. At least she comes blue checkmark ready. RIP #Samtina.))
(Sidebar. I’m not sure if we’re going in this direction or not, but if we are, can I put in a request for a two-year gig with Ruby Rose? She and Sam have some seriously compelling chemistry.)
No congratulations from cast and crew. No quotes from guests, no tidbits about a photo booth (spoiler alert: there were shamrocks involved), or food served, or music, or venue, or honeymoon, or any details of their relationshipship other than when Anthony “Tony” McGill popped the question.
It would appear to anyone with eyesight that Cait desperately wants to pass off the lack of essential details as privacy. That would work, if this hadn’t happened.
Whoever made the biggest spectacle of themselves promoting the wedding was tasked with removing these from the #englishcountryside. Colbert Bros? That might be you.
Maybe I should repeat myself until it’s canon. No wedding photo. No quote from the bride. No quote from the groom. No quote from friends, or family or castmates. No wedding guests mentioned other than Sam, no statement confirming the wedding from her publicist or agent. Not from the father of the bride, the brother of the groom, or a single bridesmaid. Everyone who had social media diarrhea pulled down the shades, and brought in the sign.
Most notably absent? The bride herself. Of course.
I get that this is a tough story to easily, quickly and fully digest. It’s extra, for sure. But, it’s off. It’s off, and no one wants to talk about how off it actually is. It’s as off as the engagement, if not moreso, but the appetite for accepting more duplicitousness is barely a blip.
I’m not here to tell you why Sam and Cait are doing what they’re doing, or why Cait wants people to think she got married. I have no idea why. I assume one day we will be told. Whether or not it will actually be the truth is anyone’s guess. I hope for her sake it’s not because there was a juicy role she wanted, or she was afraid of being linked to Sam for the rest of her career. There are a lot of ways to achieve those ends without pretending to get married in a Roman Catholic Church service to your gay personal assistant. Just ask Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys.
Knowing the reason for all of this isn’t essential in order for me to believe this wedding was a charade. It’s not a heavy lift. Out of 71 wedding announcements in People magazine, Caitriona Balfe’s lacked every hallmark of an actual announcement. It was missing every single component that qualifies as something other than spin. It was more notable for what it didn’t say, than what it did.
Who would ask their friends to fly into Bruton just to fake out a bunch of fans? I’m not convinced those friends actually did. Or, if they did, I’m not convinced they attended a wedding reception. Why else would there be no classic wedding photos taken by friends? Why wouldn’t we see bridesmaids? Why were there so many guests who only posted landscape photos? Why did no one take a photograph with the bride and groom and post it on their Instagram? What was preventing Caitriona from allowing that? And, most importantly, what was preventing Caitriona from posting a wedding photo on her own Instagram account?
Here’s the thing about Instagram. It is unarguably the most popular way people (not just celebrities) announce the milestones in their lives. It’s also one of the very few ways that celebrities can share their lives with their fans. It’s not as if Cait doesn’t know that already.
Why can she make fan connections with topics like these, but not about the most significant relationship in her life? What is it about Tony McGill that is preventing her from sharing him with her fans? Is she afraid of the disapproval and trolling? She’s an adult. She should be able to navigate those waters. That’s where a level head should prevail. How hard is it to make a statement, and shut off comments? How hard is it to post her favorite wedding photo of she and Tony, and tell us about the happiest day of her life? How hard is it to explain the reason for disabling comments, and requesting privacy? It’s not hard at all.
What she doesn’t realize is that by not sharing him with her fans, she is saying that not only is Tony not good enough to meet us, we’re not good enough to meet Tony. This is how you know she’s not doing it for her career. She won’t merge her worlds for even the briefest of moments, even if her future success depends on such acts of goodwill.
Celebrities have very few opportunities to connect with their fans in a meaningful way. That connection is critical. Caitriona Balfe wouldn’t have a career past 5 seasons of Claire if it weren’t for the rabid, passionate fan base that propelled her into the limelight and made her a marketable commodity. Her talent alone isn’t good enough to give her the kind of enduring career I imagine she wants. The secret sauce, the X Factor in all of this, is the relationship she has with her viewing audience. There is no question it has cracked under the weight of her lies. Keeping her marriage from us only amplifies the fissures.
One photo. One small, loved up, full of happiness, heart eyes photo of her and Tony, with a caption about marrying her best friend and her soulmate on the happiest day of her life. It would seal the deal forever. It would extinguish shipping forever, and it would solve every problem she thinks she had by not being Mrs. Tony McGill. She would get herself more press. She could stop the ceaseless digging for clues, the endless speculation. The lengthy “gotcha” posts by people like me. But, most of all, she would make that much-needed connection with the fans that has been so glaringly absent from her repertoire over the last several years.
She has to decide now how far she wants this to go. I will never underestimate her ability to make a bad situation worse. It’s becoming her brand. Which brings me back to my original thread — PR.
Oliver Lansley is the creator of “Flack”, a show on Pop TV starring Anna Paquin as a celebrity publicist.
“Everyone can essentially be their own PR machines…in an era where facts can be declared meaningless and “the truth” is different depending on who you ask.”
“The truth is different depending on who you ask.” You don’t say?
I think we can all safely assume that when the truth finally does come out (and one day it will), the actual exclusive of their story will be given to People magazine for it’s stalwart reporting of a fake engagement, and a fake wedding. (Expect to see the byline by Lynette Rice — no sharing this time.)
Still think Sam and Cait control every message we read?
If the devolution of Sam and Cait’s integrity from 2014 until present isn’t enough to convince you that what is intended to appear as organic and authentic is not, nothing will.
Let’s get down to dollars and cents. What is this costing Cait? Probable answer: the cost of a PA’s annual salary. Her media manager/PA/fake husband is likely running the show. Yes, that hapless businessman “husband” is probably the one responsible for buying Cait’s fan follows, getting bots to drive her Twitter numbers up, blocking fans, dropping pics on Facebook, sending anons on Tumblr, hiring hacks for bumbled Instagram posts, following the wrong accounts, retracting posts, and a whole host of other incompetent activities. I’ve said all along that their efforts reek of amateurism. Their casting alone of Tony, Mauzy, Ole’ and now Hannah James, is bordering on farcical.
(That little Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2018 must have cost Sam some serious coin. Looks like he skipped paying his publicist. Cait shined enough attention on him that night by blocking fans and calling Mauzy her dear friend.)
No way are either Cait or Sam paying even $3000/month for a publicist to anonymously drop pics into Facebook and Tumblr of her and Tony at the airport, Sam and Cait at the theatre, and a photoshopped penis thumb onto Sam’s hand. It doesn’t take a genius to get those tasks done. It just takes a Tony.
What have I been saying? It’s too expensive for either of them to hire a top tier pro to carry out the games they’ve been playing on a weekly, sometimes daily basis. That’s not what publicists do. If her games were moving the needle, Cait wouldn’t be buying close to 1 million followers on Instagram, or paying for bot engagement on Twitter. She wouldn’t have tried to divert attention away from a barely noticeable belly bulge by announcing that she had her period. Of all things. What publicist would suggest telling the world you have your period and you’re bloated, versus ignoring a single comment on Instagram? PR rule of thumb: If a topic isn’t ok for dinner conversation, it’s not ok for Twitter.
“A publicist can make sure your face is out there…and that you get photographed in public…This sort of tactic might help create buzz around your name and thus encourage producers to feel that you are hot property or that you are a name. Maybe”
Maybe. Pap walks, anyone?
This is too heavy a lift to be for her career. It’s too desperate, too reckless, and too risky. It’s just plain perilous, and I have a hard time believing anyone who loves her, let alone gets paid to counsel her, would encourage this behavior for her career.
Charity appearances? Cait makes none. Unlike Sam, she didn’t even give an interview to promote Word Child Cancer after she ran the London Marathon. Attendance at red carpet events? She missed Emmy parties, and pre-Golden Globe parties. She attended one Oscar party. Magazine articles and layouts? Yes, she does get her fair share. She is very photogenic. Her modeling career is still coming in handy. It’s where we see her most — doing fashion spreads with an interview in women’s magazines. Train her how to do interviews? How about starting with teaching her not using the term “horny grannies” in interviews, or insult fans during Twitter Q&As? Clearly she has not paid anyone for media coaching.
When was the last time you saw Cait in US Magazine’s “Who wore it best?” Never. When did you see Cait featured in “Stars, they’re just like us?” Never. When did you last read about anything related to Cait in an actual issue of People magazine that didn’t involve Tony McGill? Years. (I can’t even recall what it was, but I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt that it happened at least once.) She’s a 4-time Golden Globe nominee who has starred opposite George Clooney, and Christian Bale. Surely she is worthy of inclusion in an article on People-esque topics such as “Favorite Beauty Products” (Colbert, of course.). “Ten Celebs Who Cut Their Locks.” “Look Who’s Turning 40 This Year!” “Celebrity Animals of Instagram.” Something. Anything.
She’s not in these types of articles, because she’s not using the services of a professional publicist on a regular basis. These mentions should be ‘gimmes’ for an actress in her position. People don’t know who she is? That could easily have been remedied over the last few years by capitalizing on her nominations, her beauty, her background and her wit and likability, the latter two of which have mysteriously gone MIA. She should never have had to shout her own name on the red carpet of the Golden Globes in a year in which she was nominated for the fourth time. Caitriona Balfe wasn’t always a tough sell for a publicist. Now, good luck to anyone booking her on a talk show. She’s so open, so vulnerable, so self-effacing and endearing. Publicity for her next movie should be a real barn burner.
Why does this guy always look like he’s working for her?
Video from SamCaitEddie on Tumblr.
“If you screw something up, publicists will make the public statement that fixes everything.” Again, obviously not paying a professional. What pro would have let her get away with some of the stunts she’s pulled without doing cleanup? I can’t recall a single incident when she tried to clean up a mess she’d made. I can think of times when Sam tried to clean up a mess she’d made, but not her.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not suggesting she is without representation. I’m just saying that it doesn’t at all appear as if she pays someone on the regular to help craft her image. And she most definitely did not pay anyone to execute the ham-fisted wedding tale, starting with Pink Lady at the Pub, and ending with the perfect coda of Lynette Rice. “A List” bolted out the door months ago, “B List” heard her mother calling her for dinner, and “C List is acting as if they’re overbooked for the second seating.
This isn’t a professional hit job. It’s an unconfirmed, innuendo-laden narrative, concocted with cavernous amounts of plausible deniability. From Sam’s “remarkable” weekend post without any emoji reference to a wedding, nor geotagging from
to the myriad of scenic country Instagram posts, to the comically obvious posting of the name of a celebrity’s fiancé’.
to Cait’s sisters’ tortured attempt at a now apparently-deleted conversation
Good grief, you two. I’ve seen more subtlety from a 3–year old who just stole a cookie in front of my eyes.
Allow me to repeat myself yet again as part of effective messaging.
No pictures of the wedding. No pictures of the bride. No pictures of the groom. No pictures of the attendants. No pictures of the church. No pictures of the flowers. No gown mentioned. No designer thanked. No groomer thanked. No guests other than Sam mentioned. No family mentioned. Nothing about the groom mentioned. Nothing about the venue, or the food. No quotes from guests, no first-time-they-met stories, no rehearsal dinner, or honeymoon stories.
The only thing we know is the bare minimum. A. McGill got married in a Roman Catholic ceremony to someone on August 10. Diana Gabaldon was not invited anywhere near Bristol, England, to A. McGill, or C. Balfe’s wedding. A bunch of Cait’s friends said they went to Bristol, England. Lynette Rice posted an exclusive using information found on the internet. The message was clear, the details were not: Caitriona Balfe got married.
Why is it ok that we know she got married, but not ok for her to acknowledge it?
Am I worried that in so blatantly challenging her, I’m going to up the ante and force her hand? Am I worried that she’s just vindictive and irrational enough that the more her story is challenged, the more she’ll rise to the occasion by dominating New York Comic Con with talk of Tony? (She wouldn’t dare pull a stunt like that for her upcoming movie.) Am I afraid my pulling back the curtain will only cause her to post a ginned up photo of she and Tony? A little. But, then I ask myself “So? What would change if she did a bona fide acknowledgement of her soul mate, and her best friend?” Nothing. Nothing would change except for her. She would have dug her hole that much deeper. I’ll be fine. We’ll be fine. She will not. She can take this thing all the way to Tony baby daddy territory, and it won’t make a bit of difference for me. I’m not buying any of it. So, go ahead, Cait. Take your best shot. Sorry to the rest of you if you feel I’m taunting her to double down. That’s on her, not me.
Remember PR rule #1 above. Control your narrative. No one else will tell your story as well as you –be the story-teller; not the person about whom the story is being told. She should have told it thoroughly, and completely the first time. Anything after August 10 is playing defense. I just hope it doesn’t get ugly. It has a tendency to do that.
One last thing that’s unrelated, but yet related. Sam’s whiskey, Sassenach. It was named after Cait. There’s no doubt in my mind. No matter what you think of him, you know in your heart of hearts he’s a sentimentalist. He’s a romantic. He’s the guy who doodles on lemons, gives back rubs, and makes the bed. Those kinds of guys don’t grow on [lemon] trees. Not only do I believe he named his company after Cait because he’s a sentimental fool, but because it’s actually a pretty common thing for entrepreneurs to do. I’ve named businesses after family members, products after my kids, and companies after my dogs.
He did it. You know he did. If this had been a year ago, you all would have squealed with delight. I would have, too. It makes me sad there is no squealing at such a tender gesture. I wonder if he’s sad, too. I’m going to cut him a break on this one, though, and not talk about the logo. He’s going through a difficult enough time as it is. He’s dating a bisexual, and his wife married her gay assistant. Life comes at you fast.
[Editor’s Note. For those of you who are not regular readers, or who just don’t “get” me, please read the following knowing it was written from a place of disbelief.]
Someone is working too hard.
This. I wondered how long it would take him. I assumed it was only a matter of time.
Caitriona Balfe is “married” now to Tony McGill. She’s off the market, and for better or worse, for richer for poorer, it’s canon. It happened on August 10, 2019, coincidentally or not, on the 5th year anniversary of the debut of the tv show that catapulted her career. It happened in rural England, where she and her long-term boyfriend/fiance’, Tony, were surrounded by family, friends and colleagues in a semi-private, Roman Catholic ceremony. Afterwards they partied until the wee hours with their nearest and dearest, all of whom made the long trek to the remote village of Bruton, England. Caitriona Balfe-McGill is ready for her next chapter; ready to build a new life, and possibly even start a family. Confirmed by People magazine in an exclusive. Confirmed by her friends, and colleagues. Confirmed by Diana Gabaldon. Confirmed by her sisters, and the church, and the priest. Confirmed by Sam himself with a solo photo celebrating a remarkable weekend of love.
Her marriage is out there now, no backsies. It’s in her bios, and her Wiki page. It’s in her Google searches. It’s on Facebook, and Instagram, and Twitter, and Tumblr, and Snapchat, and Pinterest. It’s on websites, and on blogs. It’s being discussed publicly, and privately. Congratulations have been issued, private messages have been sent and received, and no doubt presents have been bought.
Caitriona Balfe is not Sam Heughan’s toy, anymore. No more flirtatious inferences. No more cuddling tightly on the same couch. No more Sam “stretching” his arm across the back of Cait’s chair during myriad interviews. No more “hon”, or “wifey”. No more putting her head on his shoulders, or grabbing his arm for comfort. No more thanking “my partner every day.” No innuendo, knowing glances and insider smiles. No more giggling at private jokes. No double entrendres. Nothing. It’s over for the two of them. There is too much retconning required. Too much explaining to do. There will be no more feeding of the trolls. They’re caput.
Cease and desist.
For those of you who were not around when the video from which Sam’s tweet first dropped, let me just say this — if ever there was a fandom era that defined the sheer, unmitigated joy of SamCait, it was Paleyfest 2015 first, and that video second.
Possessive Cait was the best Cait.
It’s hard to see these images, now. They feel like a dull ache; a sentimental sadness.
I wondered how long it would take Sam until he couldn’t take it, anymore. The new normal is out there, and there’s no putting the genie back in the bottle. Cait’s “married”, and not to him. She’s “married” and she is receiving congratulations. He’s no doubt answering lots of questions.
It was no surprise then, (at least not to me), when he tweeted the most iconic of SamCait images at a time when the distance between the two of them is eons greater than a mere keyboard stroke intended to extinguish their couple name. There was one message he wanted out there, whether or not it was universally understood, or whether or not it even made a ripple in the avalanche of counter-info. He searched the internet until he found it, (complete with closed captioning), and he attached it to the most incongruent of tweets yesterday. He knew he’d be accused of trolling, but he didn’t care. The message was clear and unequivocating. It’s what Sam does.
“He’s my husband.”
Just hand me the tin foil hat now. I’m going full-on. It’s only $9.52, and it’s ready-made. No fussing with multiple sheets, and tailoring it to my head. I’ve got Prime, too, which means I should have it by Tuesday.
When exactly were you “amo-ing” Spain, Cait?
That hashtag from that random was too weird, and too coincidental. We all knew Sam was there at the time. Why troll with Cait, of all people? People never troll with SamCait sightings. They troll with SamRandomGirl sightings. At the time, Cait was fake engaged. There was more than one weird tagging of both of them that same day. Three that I know of (the power of 3s). I know I frown on the one in a million coincidences that seem to happen in Outlanderia, but this one seemed coordinated at the time. Even moreso in retrospect.
Spain? Of all places to pretend to be today — Spain? Really?? Could photos that prove nothing be far behind? Is the eyewitness who saw her at (fill in the blank) in Spain going to comment on Instagram when she posts a photo, or when we get a photo of her with a fan who swears he was with her yesterday?
You guys are trying to give Nancy Drew a run for her money, aren’t you?
Just hook me up for a gross of them tin foil babies. Whatever I don’t use as outerwear, I’ll save for Thanksgiving leftovers.